More Minis!

These little fellas need no introduction, they're just mini!

Mini Tofu Sammies

This serves a family of 6, or one Genny. Mini bbq tofu sammies made on mini wheat pitas with bbq sauce, vegenaise, avo, tomato, onion, and crispy tofus. Apples with agave and cinnamon, and cucumbers with salt and pep on the side. I struggled through the last cucumber spear and last 3 apple slices but I managed to put all of this away. Make hooray!

Cute Alert

It's been a while since we exercised our cuteous maximus muscles, hope you're wearing your leg warmers and sweat band.
One of my absolute favorite new sites, Design Sponge, has a lot of really great, easy, and adorable DIY projects and products.
Check out this little tin turned into a silly bear clock!

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Or this simple little rolly coat rack.

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Forks and spoons and keys, oh my!

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9 out of 10 gray cats agree....

It's a tough life...

Shells and Chreese

So I had to dive right into these shells and chreese from food fight, obv.

So creamy and chreesy! I think I read the box about 5 times to make sure they didn't sneak any cheese in.

Some globs of chili garlic sauce on top... mindblowing.

Honestly, could you have waited long enough to plate this up real nice and garnish and all that stuff with this staring you in the face? You understand!

Food Fight!

Thanks to Food Fight Vegan Grocery, in Portland, Oregon, I have a veritable cornucopia of goodies to blab about.

Here's the loot. Yes, most of the packages are open in the pics, being that I could not wait two seconds to taste some of everything!





Please don't just sit there and be jealous. Follow that link and get your own!

Choc-o-rama

I love when I see something yummy and it has one of those little V's on it...

Rainbow Bridge Foods

I love Rainbow Bridge in Ojai. I ate all the Kidney Bean and Walnut Salad, and all the Kimchee before I could take pics of them, but managed to hold off on the Chipotle Hummus and Kalamata Olives.

ALL OF YOU OLIVE HATERS CAN SUCK IT.
Trader Joe's Adzuki Bean chips + Chipotle Hummus = The pinnacle of food self-actualization

The 5 Step Program

Step 1: Shmear on lots of vegenaise.

Step 2: Sprinkle on a ton of TVP bacon bits

Step 3: Slap lots of lettuce on the other side of the bread.

Step 4: Pile on tofu and onions in bbq sauce

Step 5: Close, cut, scarf, and burp.

He's such a fungi

Tri-color pasta (tomato, spinach, and plain) topped with curried mushrooms and eggplant with fresh cilantro, mint, and basil.

Nature's Bounty

Today was the first harvest from the armagardden! The radishes, tomatoes,onions, eggplant, corn, and beans aren't ready yet but here's what I've got...
Some baby lettuce

Egyptian Mint, Marjoram, and Cilantro

And here's the rest of stuff I'm going use for dinner... don't know what I'm going to do with it yet though... Some eggplant and a roasted red pepper (roasted it without burning the house down - hooray!)

Corn Dog Bites

Smart dogs snuggled cozily in a corn flour/almond milk batter

Chocolate Cupcake Coma

Can't talk... cupcake... coma...
Started out as a batch of 11... you do the math.
VCTOTW

Green Smoothie

Ok so my new blender had to go back from whence it came because it stopped working right after about 4 smoothies. Awesome. At least I got one last smoothie out of it. Pineapple, orange, banana, and kale.

Fuck Yea Cilantro

Genius from FUCK YEA CILANTRO



"Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of foods—hedonistic, superficial, and willfully ignorant. Arterial self-destruction wrapped around a shrill, desperate vacuum. Bacon is your pair of yellow H2s slouching beside your 7,000 sq ft McMansion, all of it mere minutes from being repossessed by the bank.

Cilantro is Natalie Portman, Lily Allen, and Zooey Deschanel all rolled into one: responsible yet stylish, challenging and charming, intelligent without being pedantic. Recession-friendly in every way. Cilantro will make your modest meal a sensation before it goes out into the cooling dusk and mends your dilapidated gate with bailing wire and elbow grease."

Happy Tax Day

Love, My Dad

Za

Mmmm... Sundried tomatoes, onions, pineapple, and a mountain of mushrooms = 2nd best Boboli ever. (Technically not a Boboli since I used TJ's pizza dough, but for sentimental sake...)

Sesamesaurus

Please ignore the dirty plate. This is a sesame agave dinosaur, kinda like theeesee... but I can never follow a recipe so there aren't any cashews, and they're dinosaur shaped and not truffle shaped.

Mixed Grill

DINNER = YUM

Red Pep, Zukes, Onions, Pineapple, Eggplant, and a Big Fat Baked Potato loaded with Earth Balance.

Thai Noodles

Rice Noodles

TJ's Strips, Mint and Basil from the garden

The Final Product

What's In This?
Rice Noodles
Spicy Peanut Dressing
Shredded Carrots
Chickenless Strips
Fresh Picked Mint and Basil

Trader Joes Loot

Thanks to my very generous parents, I came out of TJ's a very happy woman.
Sliced Apples, Frozen Pineapple Tidbits, Frozen Strawberries, Chickenless Strips, Roasted Corn, Earth Balance, Biryani (Curried rice dish), Eggplant Red Pepper Spread, Fresh Cherry Preserves, Vanilla Almond Breeze, Rice Stick Noodles, Fresh Eggplants, Red Peppers, Zuchini, Avocados, Raw Almonds, and Walnuts.

Smoothie Time

Lunch is served - Fresh pineapple, kiwi, and honeydew blended with pineapple juice and frozen blueberries in my NEWWW BLENDERRR!