Choc-o-rama

I love when I see something yummy and it has one of those little V's on it...

Rainbow Bridge Foods

I love Rainbow Bridge in Ojai. I ate all the Kidney Bean and Walnut Salad, and all the Kimchee before I could take pics of them, but managed to hold off on the Chipotle Hummus and Kalamata Olives.

ALL OF YOU OLIVE HATERS CAN SUCK IT.
Trader Joe's Adzuki Bean chips + Chipotle Hummus = The pinnacle of food self-actualization

The 5 Step Program

Step 1: Shmear on lots of vegenaise.

Step 2: Sprinkle on a ton of TVP bacon bits

Step 3: Slap lots of lettuce on the other side of the bread.

Step 4: Pile on tofu and onions in bbq sauce

Step 5: Close, cut, scarf, and burp.

He's such a fungi

Tri-color pasta (tomato, spinach, and plain) topped with curried mushrooms and eggplant with fresh cilantro, mint, and basil.